Concerns Escalate Over Hillary Clinton's Post-Election Behavior
The loss of a U.S. presidential election can be personally devastating. Yet even after the most heartbreaking defeats, most politicians seeking America's highest office absorb the blow, recalculate their strategy and set a path towards new political horizons.
But that is not the road being taken by Hillary Clinton (right), and her odd conduct ever since losing the 2016 presidential election to Donald Trump has led many to
conclude that the former Secretary of State has completely lost her marbles.
"Mrs. Clinton did have one particularly confusing day last week," said Huma Abedin (left), Hillary Clinton's longtime aid. "..when she offered the ‘Presidential
Award of Freedom’ to anyone who bought her
the head of Julian Assange, wanted to send Seth Rogan to North Korea in exchange for a ‘Bring Your Daughter To Work Day' in Pyongyang and wanted to demote James Comey to the ‘Dog Catcher’ of Cincinnati. And then," Miss Abedin added while taking 3 Tylenols. "..the Secretary capped off her 'busy schedule' by issuing an Executive Order that would have forced Kirk Cameron to march in a gay pride parade..
But by the end of the day," she concluded while pouring herself a triple scotch. "Hillary is currently three two Secretaries short of a Cabinet Meeting, so let's leave the poor thing alone."
Soon after interviewing Miss Abedin, Spoofeteria caught up with Hillary Clinton in the kitchen of her home in Chappaqua, New York where she was frantically preparing an elaborate dinner for over 200 people.
"The President of Equatorial Guinea, Nguema Mbasogo, will be here tonight for a White House State Dinner," she told us while sprinkling Tex-Mex Jalapeno Cheese Balls with sriracha. "And sure, Mr. Mbasogo is a sadistic dictator, but one still has to maintain proper White House protocol. And by the way," Mrs. Clinton added. "Did anyone here see Air Force One?"
That evening, the White House State Dinner for President Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea was held at the Clinton Chappaqua home where the Secretary was seen talking, laughing and being the 'life of the party' with absolutely no one.